Quotes, Jokes and Sayings
You know you are a Quilter If........
There's more Fabric in the House than Food
"Fat Quarters" are not the heaviest part of your body
Your ironing board is always set up but you never iron clothes
You think of your job as an interruption of your quilting time
You pet Fabric
People are always picking threads off you
You can measure a scant 1/4 by eye
"Featherweight" Doesn't mean Boxer
You clean up your sewing room & your family thinks you are moving out
Rules for Quilting
1. Always buy fabric no matter how much you already have
2. Sew All Day and All Night absolutely no cooking allowed
3. Use a lot of spit or tiny droplets of blood, this always makes the quilt personal
4. Always start a new quilt before the last one is finished, this requires you to go back to step # 1
A recent study has indicated that fabric gives off certain Pheromones, that actually hypnotize women and cause them to purchase ungodly amounts.
Blessed are the children of the piecemakers for they shall inherit the quilts!
Every quilter has a masterpiece within.
Finished is way better than perfect!
I'm creative. You can't expect me to be neat too.
Quilting is cheap therapy.
The one with the most fabric at the end, WINS!
The Man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.
- Bishop W. C.
There's more Fabric in the House than Food
"Fat Quarters" are not the heaviest part of your body
Your ironing board is always set up but you never iron clothes
You think of your job as an interruption of your quilting time
You pet Fabric
People are always picking threads off you
You can measure a scant 1/4 by eye
"Featherweight" Doesn't mean Boxer
You clean up your sewing room & your family thinks you are moving out
Rules for Quilting
1. Always buy fabric no matter how much you already have
2. Sew All Day and All Night absolutely no cooking allowed
3. Use a lot of spit or tiny droplets of blood, this always makes the quilt personal
4. Always start a new quilt before the last one is finished, this requires you to go back to step # 1
A recent study has indicated that fabric gives off certain Pheromones, that actually hypnotize women and cause them to purchase ungodly amounts.
Blessed are the children of the piecemakers for they shall inherit the quilts!
Every quilter has a masterpiece within.
Finished is way better than perfect!
I'm creative. You can't expect me to be neat too.
Quilting is cheap therapy.
The one with the most fabric at the end, WINS!
The Man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.
- Bishop W. C.